We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life