We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date