We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling