We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
Today is the first day of the end of your life
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"