We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her