We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job