What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror