What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home