What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home