What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
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What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup

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Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"

Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death