What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids