What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Synchronized swimming is not a sport
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me