Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Do I look like a happy man?
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
