Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
