Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
