Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you
