Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
