Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
