There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her