She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
