Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
