White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
