Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon

Chuck Norris receives full retail value for his trade ins at Game Stop

Santa use to be real before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list

the giraffe originated from Chuck Norris kicking a horse in the f*cking chin

The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off

When Chuck Norris uses a computer, he uses a real mouse

Chuck Norris was once hit by a monster truck then he hit it back and destroyed it! The lesson here is don't hit Chuck because he hits back!