Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votesChuck Norris does not wear a condom Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votesChuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat Food just uses his body for protection
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votesChuck Norris doesn't age He levels up
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votesChuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votesChuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votesChuck Norris doesn't do cocain, cocain does Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes