Latest Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone

Unlike your bra, there's a catch

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever