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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

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Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!

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He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.

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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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