One Liners

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You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 21 votes

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.68 from: 25 votes

2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.57 from: 14 votes

I run faster horny than you do scared.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.93 from: 15 votes

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.88 from: 16 votes

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.38 from: 13 votes

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.6 from: 10 votes