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You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.4 from: 43 votes

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.6 from: 42 votes

2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.17 from: 24 votes

I run faster horny than you do scared.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.06 from: 32 votes

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.93 from: 27 votes

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.69 from: 26 votes

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.81 from: 21 votes