One Liners

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You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.85 from: 13 votes

2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

I run faster horny than you do scared.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.2 from: 5 votes

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 6 votes

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

This One-liner joke is rated: 0.67 from: 3 votes