One Liners

Top 10 Funny One Liners

Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 3 votes

If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 2 votes

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 2 votes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 2 votes

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 3 votes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes