Latest Peggy "Peg" Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Like your youth, it should be gone

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.96 from: 176 votes

Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.27 from: 177 votes

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.03 from: 144 votes

He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.04 from: 168 votes

No Al, great would be if you flossed

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.67 from: 117 votes

Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.3 from: 63 votes

"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 108 votes