Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
