Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Monsters aren't under your bed or in your closet. They're the people you give your heart to who don't want it but take it anyway.
