I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
