If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
