The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you. The world is round, just think that you're driving first
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"