The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.