Peggy "Peg" Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible

"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?

No Al, great would be if you flossed

Kids, go outside and look under the house where your father usually hides

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

Just pretend we're in bed, and let me take care of everything