All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris woke up at noon and beat the early bird to the worm

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won a marathon using a treadmill, bathtub, and a stationary bike

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won an argument with a woman

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won the hunger games by eating lunch

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes