All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

One Liners

Is forcing sex on a prostitute a rape or shoplifting?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

One Liners

You know it's a disastrous country when pizza gets to your house before the police.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

One Liners

It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

One Liners

Today I made my bones by shooting my first Turkey. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votes

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Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

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Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes