Top 10 One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 21 votes

One Liners

I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 24 votes

Bud Bundy

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 19 votes

Bud Bundy

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.24 from: 17 votes

Jefferson D'arcy

Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.13 from: 16 votes

Jefferson D'arcy

One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.87 from: 15 votes