Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.55 from: 22 votes
I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.8 from: 25 votes
A milk shake means more to me than your happiness
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 19 votes
Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.24 from: 17 votes
Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work
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One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch
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