All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris receives full retail value for his trade ins at Game Stop

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris remembers the future

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris rhymes with "Orange"

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris shits with such Velocity that he doesn't need to flush

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes