Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.65 from: 17 votes

Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 4 votes

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.22 from: 49 votes

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 33 votes

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.32 from: 37 votes

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.41 from: 39 votes

Get away from me, demon seed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.08 from: 12 votes