Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Bud Bundy
As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 1.83 from: 6 votesPeggy Bundy
Your father will be home soon, and he will be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 231 votesKelly Bundy
"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.
This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.83 from: 42 votesPeggy Bundy
In Al's defense, football has always meant a lot to him. In fact, it's the only time he can still go deep
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.11 from: 215 votesAl Bundy
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.79 from: 14 votesAl Bundy
That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes