Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
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You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
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It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
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Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling
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Unlike sex with you, this is important to me
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