Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry

Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world. Too bad he is self-employed

Chuck Norris invented zombies so he could kill his victims again

Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla

Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line

Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked nothing down and killed it