Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating

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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime

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Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon

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Chuck Norris once slept with Whoopi Goldberg. Nine months later the Predator was born

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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like

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Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune

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