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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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668 - The neighbour of the beast.

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I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

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Turtles think frogs are homeless.

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Anal intercourse is for assholes.

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I bet you I could stop gambling.

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