All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.3 from: 10 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris jacks off with icy hot

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.83 from: 6 votes