Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager. We now know him as spider man
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Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like
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Chuck Norris once slept with Whoopi Goldberg. Nine months later the Predator was born
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Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating
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