All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager. We now know him as spider man

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.56 from: 16 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once slept with Whoopi Goldberg. Nine months later the Predator was born

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 2 votes