All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked nothing down and killed it

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris invented zombies so he could kill his victims again

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world. Too bad he is self-employed

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes