Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars
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Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked nothing down and killed it
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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
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Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so he could kill his victims again
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Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world. Too bad he is self-employed
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