When Chuck Norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive the zombies are
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When Chuck Norris uses a computer, he uses a real mouse
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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When Moses parted the Red Sea, it revealed Chuck Norris banging a mermaid
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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