When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes
When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.56 from: 9 votes
When Chuck Norris has sex he calls out his own name
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes
When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes
When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the whole economy
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes
When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votes