Chuck Norris donates blood to the red cross, just not his own
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes
Chuck Norris bite can turn zombies into human
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes
During the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.27 from: 11 votes
Chuck Norris can make your blood bleed
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.55 from: 11 votes
Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 6 votes
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 6 votes