Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.53 from: 17 votes
I bet you're fun at parties
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When Chuck Norris steps on the Lego, the Lego cries
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When Chuck Norris slice onions, the onions cry
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot once a year
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Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land
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A guy once told me during sex that I look like his sister
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