All One Liners and Comebacks

Sick Jokes

Once when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet

This sick joke is rated: 2.52 from: 50 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can defeat the wall in a match of Tennis

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It epicly failed

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.3 from: 10 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen SanDiego is at

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes