All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.85 from: 13 votes

One Liners

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.89 from: 18 votes

One Liners

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.78 from: 18 votes

One Liners

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.59 from: 22 votes

One Liners

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 24 votes

One Liners

Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes