All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.55 from: 38 votes

One Liners

2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.27 from: 22 votes

One Liners

I run faster horny than you do scared.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.04 from: 26 votes

One Liners

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.96 from: 25 votes

One Liners

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.64 from: 22 votes

One Liners

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.78 from: 18 votes

One Liners

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.58 from: 24 votes