Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
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I run faster horny than you do scared.
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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I didn't know angels could fly so low.
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What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
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