Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.04 from: 24 votes
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.56 from: 25 votes
42 percent of statistics are made up!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.78 from: 23 votes
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 27 votes
Constipated people don't give a crap.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.81 from: 31 votes
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.3 from: 20 votes
You are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.73 from: 15 votes