Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.04 from: 24 votes
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.46 from: 24 votes
42 percent of statistics are made up!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.57 from: 21 votes
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 24 votes
Constipated people don't give a crap.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.4 from: 20 votes
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.28 from: 18 votes
You are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 14 votes