All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary with the drum set to Rock Band

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' bike has no kickstand Nothing he kicks, stands

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris blows double bubbles with beef jerky

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris brought Mcdonalds to its knees with a roundhouse kick to the Mcnuggets

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris burns calories by throwing fat kids into fires

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can beat michael myers at speed walking

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes