All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can leave pallet town without talking to professor oak

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can leave the friend zone

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass at Night

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can make up true stories

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.6 from: 10 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes