All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.58 from: 12 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.31 from: 13 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hide his boner in gym class

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 7 votes