Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Most men have an XY chromosome. Chuck Norris has the whole damn alphabet

Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick

In Chuck Norris's house, there are no living rooms

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed