Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a wrecking ball? Chuck Norris actually levels the building

What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"

Thor borrowed his hammer from Chuck Norris's tool shed

They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody