Chuck Norris can make your blood bleed
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.55 from: 11 votesDuring the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.27 from: 11 votesChuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votesChuck Norris bite can turn zombies into human
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votesChuck Norris donates blood to the red cross, just not his own
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votesChuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesChuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votes