Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman from sand

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman from rain

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Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg

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Speed of Chuck Norris is faster than Speed of Light

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